halledean

My name is halle dean. I'm a 20 year-old girl from Georgia, USA.
Present predominant preoccupations: Fairy Tail (especially Jellal x Erza) and Attack on Titan [Shingeki no Kyojin] (especially Eren x Mikasa)
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
tell us your most embarrassing story
halledean halledean Said:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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srafandseedpods:

OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE

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pencilhaberdashery:

kiratsukai:

thepredatorblog:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT 

Perfection

nyoom

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zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

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dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

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brucebannrs:

How It Should Have Ended: Frozen [x]

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tojothethief:

Just bull things. 

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wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

wobbleinthehox:

apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google 

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autumn-will-come:

splashmouth13:

we-smoke-the-blunts:

platypusinplaid:

America in one gif

omg the eagle exploding it

How the fuck did they get a bald eagle to wear a suit AND fist bump Steven Colbert

pistachios

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knottygirlscout:

falling-deeperinlove:

omG

This will always be my favorite

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rumaan:

I love this so much especially Malfoy’s mug! 

Drawn by CaptBexx

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starfleetrambo:

comic © me

satan © himself

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