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18th June 2013

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laughingstation:


this kid’s got the world figured out


More FUNNY POST here!

laughingstation:

this kid’s got the world figured out

More FUNNY POST here!

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18th June 2013

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ectomasterbiomancer:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:


THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

I think we all understand now.

ectomasterbiomancer:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

I think we all understand now.

Source: jaggedfragments

18th June 2013

Post reblogged from i don't wanna Rock, DJ with 55,436 notes

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

armisael:

i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch

I read buttermilk chocochip and benedict cumberbatch and then had to re read the post because it didnt make any sense…

Source: armisael

18th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from Most Productive with 40,026 notes

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18th June 2013

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18th June 2013

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zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

Source: zealotarchaeologist

18th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from i don't wanna Rock, DJ with 110,689 notes

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17th June 2013

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ronweasley:

If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.

Source: ronweasley

17th June 2013

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rebrandng:

rebrandng:

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17th June 2013

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

Source: egg-rolls

17th June 2013

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terra-mater:

15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist

Source

Source: terra-mater

17th June 2013

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taking-everything-for-granted:

lucifers-ballsack:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

This deserves an Oscar come on

Source: theamericankid

16th June 2013

Photoset reblogged from The World's Greatest with 2,395 notes

towritecomicsonherarms:

justice

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16th June 2013

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meladoodle:

australiansanta:

australiansanta:

what type of rock is a really good friend

an opal

rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke

Source: australiansanta

16th June 2013

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stillticksaway:

adriofthedead:

thepreciousthing:

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

ROAD TRIP.

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Source: martiemcfly