I also have a real website:
halledean.com
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this kid’s got the world figured out
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Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
I think we all understand now.
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i was reading a list of pancake flavors at this restaurant and one was buttermilk chocochip and i read it as benedict cumberbatch
I read buttermilk chocochip and benedict cumberbatch and then had to re read the post because it didnt make any sense…
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i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
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If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
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taking-everything-for-granted:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
This deserves an Oscar come on
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justice
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what type of rock is a really good friend
an opal
rocks will be your only friends if you ever use this joke
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ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
…ROAD TRIP.
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