July 2012
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bryko:
Have you ever just thought about the name “Sandy Cheeks”
Sandy Cheeks of Bikini Bottom
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
huge-motha-fuckin-snake:
gi-nnyweasley:
harry-ron-andhermione:
professorgilderoy-lockhart:
enemiesofthe-heir:
thechamberofsecrets:
has been opened
shit
don’t worry i’ve got this
no fuck you
can someone help me rn
HISS HISS MOTHERFUCKERS
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
pufflehuff:
if rapunzel had wifi she wouldn’t have wanted to leave her tower so bad
Δ~~Δ ξ •ェ• ξ ξ ~ ξ ξ ξ ξ ⌒~~~~〇 ξ , ξ ξ ξξ ξ~~~ξ ξ ξ_ξ ξ_ξ ξ_ξ
therealhamster:
fuckingsailormoon:
therealhamster:
if any of you ever saw me in real life you’d just be like “oh”
Im guessing youre not a real hamster??????
aquus:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO
whoops false alarm
dont ever do that again
You don't want to be alone.: my favorite part... →
eyelashes-chan:
all these creatively named generic brands
~*cocoa peanut butter spheres~* getting really fancy here
did they kawaiily pull out a thesaurus or something
they already used the word “crispy” for “crispy rice” so they’re taking away the “y”
riddlemehiddleston:
cat-adores-loki:
anearlywitch:
Also, thank you, all of you for not giving any The Dark Knight Rises spoilers, y’all are amazing.
bruce wayne is batman
son of a bitch