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12:02am July 24, 2014

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

12:02am July 24, 2014
asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

asian:

doggies doing some dog ritual

12:01am July 24, 2014

mako-symptoms:

legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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this is extremely accurate 

12:00am July 24, 2014

madame-loki:

nerdywithadashofawesome:

paintedprintedpaper:

moonlightmina13:

gayteenss:

wetpaintanddrynoise:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

unic0rrn-sluts:

this doesnt even need a caption… every girl knows what this is…

Acurate.

Actually today.

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Yes

i will never not reblog. its too accurate

wait do girls really go in those weird half standing positions and stand on their heads type deal???

Yes.

12:00am July 24, 2014

taracynara:

doctordonna10:

qthewetsprocket:

dixie-chicken:

but guys, you realize Morgan Freeman had to read those lines

…without laughing.

LOOK AT THE GUY HOLDING THE MICROPHONE

This post doesn’t show up on my dash enough.

11:58pm July 23, 2014

selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

11:57pm July 23, 2014
theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

11:56pm July 23, 2014
11:55pm July 23, 2014

ilikeyellowbananas:

pizza-omelette:

you’re such an ass catdad

Ohmygod this is hilarious

11:54pm July 23, 2014

bilt2tumble:

generalgemini-booknerd:

Alright, these are kinda adorable…

Much-MUCH better than sad, tortured, & unfortunate Wee Ones staring at the camera hopelessly. THIS might actually help THEM find homes too.

11:54pm July 23, 2014

gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

11:54pm July 23, 2014
aphsealond:

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

What the fuck does that even mean

aphsealond:

pimpdaddies:

elementary school libraries have gotten wild

What the fuck does that even mean

11:50pm July 23, 2014
11:49pm July 23, 2014

Color Game

Purple: 10 facts about my room.
Blue: 9 facts about my family.
Green: 8 facts about my body
Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood
Orange: 6 facts about my home town.
Red: 5 facts about my bestfriend(s).
Pink: 4 facts about my parents.
White: 3 facts about my personality.
Grey: 2 facts about my favourite things
Black: 1 fact about the person I like.

11:48pm July 23, 2014
  • me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
  • me today: i do. i need sleep.
  • me tonight: lol who needs sleep