halledean

I am halle dean. I'm a 21 year old girl. I live in Georgia, USA. My present predominant preoccupations are as follows: Number 1: My fiancée, Steven. I love him so much it's crazy. Number 2: Fairy Tail (especially Jellal x Erza). Seriously. I am a hardcore Jerza shipper. I will fight you tooth and nail. Mostly tooth. Just ask Steven.
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greecebone-doodles:

I don’t know.

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squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via the-life-aquatic)

peanutbutterdeadlifts:

gaydarjedi:

TINY BABY THINGS

omg the chameleon

(via shatterdomerockstars)

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

(via incomingbadass)

zeltallica:

likeadisneyprincess:

doctorwhovian12:

Elsa got arrested

This is amazing.

let me go

let me go

(via j-heifer)

cynthikjelle:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

(via j-heifer)

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

crustified-again:

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for a hat

(via the-life-aquatic)

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(via j-heifer)

bobberton:

officialsheogorath:

mecto—amorous:

robots who are really bad at math and when people are like “shouldnt you be good at math since you’re a computer” and the robot is just like “shouldnt you be an expert in biology since you’re made of cells”

I can’t wait till AI tech reaches the point of sass.

(via improbable-eye-cancer)

otakucityactor:

yugi u stone cold motherfucker

(via j-heifer)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via j-heifer)

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

(via madambitchtits)

heavenslionlife:

Happy Easter Day!!! ;3  Hope you guys had a great day >.<