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honolulu-starbright: This will always be funny to me.

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:33:36 -0400

This will always be funny to me.

sansaofhousestark: arianne—martell: Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:30:34 -0400

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:17:55 -0400

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS

iamtonysexual: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: jonandtheon: MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN RED...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:16:52 -0400

iamtonysexual:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

jonandtheon:

MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN

RED ASLERT

I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??

update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost

He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.

castielishome: Back in January i thought that an apron were a...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:15:16 -0400

castielishome:

Back in January i thought that an apron were a pretty good idea to give to Misha since he loves cooking so much. I also made one for west cause he looked so cute with one in the picture misha once posted of them in aprons.

My plan was to give them to him during his autograph session. I wanted to do it on saturday but since thing i wanted to get signed was my photo-op and that wasnt ready in time i had to do it the next day. On sunday i was in the question queue for his panel. I was the next person to ask a question but i didnt get to it because thats when the panel ended. When Misha said he wasnt gonna be at the closing ceremony i panicked because i still had to give him my presents and so i went to the microphone and asked if he would still be there for the autographs later because i had to give him something and he said “yes i’m glad we had this talk” to which i responded “me too”. It was embarassing and awesome at the same time.

Later when i was at his autograph session he actually fucking remembered me! I died. It went kinda like this:

Me: Hi.

Misha: Oh its you. you wanted to give me something right?

Me: yeah i got some presents.

Misha: I love presents.

Me: I made an apron for you.

Misha: Oh really?

Me: *takes out his apron and shows it* Here.

I actually dont remember exactly what he said then, its kind of a blur, he seemed really happy about it though and thanked me. Then i told him i made one for West too and he said “OH! Show me!” which i did and he loved it. I asked Misha then “Could you hold it up and i make a picture of you with it?” he said “Sure, we can do that!”, and held up the apron i made for West. Then he thanked me again and i did the same, then i was off. That was it, totally worth it :)

Everyone i told this at the con was like “OMG i hope he wears them in the next cooking with west vid.” I’d literally die if that happens, srsly.

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:11:51 -0400

(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)

Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”

Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”

Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”

Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”

(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:47 -0400

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:10:16 -0400

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:09:59 -0400

avengers skit on Saturday Night Live starring Jeremy Renner

daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:09:14 -0400

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

horribleawfulcunt: niamliveslarryloves: basedgosh: i hate one direction fans so much i need my...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:07:19 -0400

horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

So i was on my brothers computer and found this

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:06:30 -0400

bewbin:

bewbin:

at first i thought it was porn

then i dug deeper

at this point im scared to go any further

i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:33 -0400

castielofasgard:

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:54:34 -0400

chazzthejazz: theamericankid: OK OK I’LL STAHP I don’t...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:54:16 -0400

chazzthejazz:

theamericankid:

OK OK I’LL STAHP

I don’t usually reblog cats, but look at the change of hear at the end.

“Why I oughta use these claws of death and just….oh, nevermind.”

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:53:03 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

one-direction-in-the-tardis: doctorwho: God Bless the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:41:59 -0400

one-direction-in-the-tardis:

doctorwho:

God Bless the Cactuses

Doctor Who Series 4: The End of Time

is that anderson

mr-unsmiley: comic books 101

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:40:50 -0400

mr-unsmiley:

comic books 101

i will do a thing

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:39:56 -0400

dudewhereismytardis:

okay so if you reblog this (likes don’t count) i’ll draw/make an original character based on your blog, maybe they won’t even be human, maybe they’ll be a robot or an alien or a squid (but probably humanoid)

craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:39:19 -0400

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.